This will make no sense to anybody but me I suspect and that's fine, I just feel like I have to get it out there.
I'd like some poly-filler or tile cement. Perhaps tile cement as we have some at home. I'll pile a whole lot on and leave it to dry for hours and hours. Then, when it's dry, I'll melt some marshmallows and put them on top. Then maybe melt some chocolate and then set it all in some jelly and then on top of that, I'll add something really sweet and hard, like toffee apples and then top it off with candy floss. That outta do it.