Two, er, adorable, rather active and, well um, pre-domesticated yet potty trained kittens looking for a good home.
New owner should ideally not have children, not be able to have children and really want children who propose a challenge.
Owner should perhaps have an obsession with gardening or dish washing or even ride a motor cycle.
As the proud, new owner of these two delightful so-and-s...,er kitties, you can expect random games of 'It's fun to re-arrange the bedroom furniture at 3am while I yowl obsceneties at you because I am the little furry genius who ran under your bed and am now too bloody terrified to move!"
Please note, your gardening, dish washing or motor cycle riding obsession will come in handy here. i.e:wear gloves.
Next, you get to re-live your naughty childhood days by jumping on your bed at 3am. In this game, which follows 'it's fun to re-arrange the bedroom furniture at 3am...', you get to shout obsceneties back at your new adorable kitten.
Please try to be as conscientious of your neighbors as possible during these games.
And finally, if having demonic children is a dream of yours, cute and furry Satan and Madam are waiting anxiously, one under the bed and the other under the table, to meet you.
If you can catch them, you can have them!
P.s: if you DO have a dish washing obsession, let me know.
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